Um, I'm sorry. Myself and Maurice were just discussing... cheese.
Yeah, I might have fucked that up there.
And we were so drunk that we decided to hire prostitutes.
But when we arr... Whe... Oh, come on, now.
Well, we were just wondering, now that you're the "boss",
would you like me to gain access to...
Oh, no, that's all gone, isn't it?
- It's all gone there. - It's OK.
We don't know any of those lines, I'm afraid. We'll come back later.
- This is a screen. - It is. Oh, that again. Maybe if...
- This is a mouse. - Mouse.
- This is a keyboard. - Keyboard?
- OK? It goes on and off. - OK.
OK. That...
- No... - No, that doesn't do anything.
It's off.
That means I turn it on...
and just walk away.
That's got to be enough.
- Higher? - That's it. Just there.
But tilt it slightly towards the camera like that. That's it.
Good mug position now?
This is a hell of a mug position.
We're going to do a recording. Stand by.
So, guys, just remember, you haven't heard this before, OK? Thanks.
Do bear that in mind.
How can that ever possibly work?
"Remember you've never seen this before."
Yes, there was a time when things were very different.
Shit. Wrong camera.
- I presume that's a band. - Mm.
- It's not literally a cradle of filth? - Oh, no. That would be horrible.
Cradle of Filth are actually one of the greatest contemporary dark-wave bands in the world.
I'd quite like another go at that line.
Look, you've got to help Roy! He's...
Richmond's not in his room. Why's he out of his r...
He's supposed to be in his room. Why... Why is...
Why is he not in his room?
Yeah.
Surely that's not acceptable?
- Once more, please. - That's not even a sentence.
Stand by, in five, four, three...
Oh, shit. It's me. Sorry. Sorry.
Aaaaarrrrgh!
There's absolutely no point to anything.
Right. No point.
Oh, can I do that again, but less terrible?
Did you see the match last night?
- Oh, yeah! - Yeah! Oh!
What a match! Whoa!
All the players running up.
And running back down. Running up again.
Hold it there, guys. Sorry. Hold it there one moment. Thank you.
Yeah, that's what I just said. OK.
Slight technical problem, guys. Won't be a second.
- Glasses. Glasses. - Put your glasses on.
- Yeah. That's a point. - Ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha!
- Yeah... - How did that even happen?
The acting was so good no one even noticed.
And now the character is complete.
Oh, my God! My brain hurts. It's just not true!
Yes, it is! Yes, it is!
And, you know, it's... it's... it's... it's...
- So unprofessional. - It's true... No, it's gone.
- Did you not know your line? - Don't know what it is.
OK.
"'Shut up.' 'Do what I tell you.' 'I'm not interested.'"
"These are just some of the things you'll be hearing..."
Oh, Christ.
OK, no problem, Chris.
Oh, that was right, wasn't it?
- Come on, Moss. We need to get to work. - Work?
Yeah, we need to post a classified lonely-hearts ad online
that sounds like a psycho so that I can prove to Jen that all men are...
Aaarrgh!
That's not the line, I'll have you know.
# Everyone is having having fun
Ah, fuck. One more time.
Now, that's a good-looking woman.
I'll tell Jen we got a reply.
Roy?
Just pull another face, please, Chris.
Pull your second face.
- You know, the backup one you have. - Guys.
- Sorry. I know. - Three minutes.
Quiet, please.
Funniest thing I've seen in ages. Ha-ha-ha!
Argh-ha-ha-ha! Argh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Argh-ha! Argh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Argh-ha-ha-ha! Argh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Argh! Argh-ha-ha-ha!
Argh-ha-ha-ha!
Argh-ha! Argh-ha-ha-ha!
Argh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Argh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Argh!
Argh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Argh!
Argh-ha-ha-ha!
Argh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Argh! Argh-ha-ha-ha!
Argh!
Look at that! So smooth!
I tell you, these German metal desks, they're really well-built.
Sorry, guys. Just a little technical problem for us. Sorry, guys.
Was it the acting?
I've never seen anything like it.
Moss and Roy are definitely the new Ratmouse.
You've unleashed a monster with this... Oh, fuck. Sorry.
Don't clap that. I fucked up.
You know, my mother wouldn't stand for any of that kind of nonsense.
I can... I can just... I can just hear her now:
"What are you doing, Moss? What are you doing?"
Hold it there, guys. Sorry.
Oh, yeah. My name's not Moss.
Oh, yeah, it's not. It's not even close.
- Did you really like that film? - Yes. Didn't you?
No! It was heart-warming.
This whole situation is just freaking me out.
I mean, have you seen this? Look at this.
This is her entire CD collection.
I may be having problems with my towel.
And the real reason that I terminated your therapy
was because I wanted to explore some of those feelings.
Talk to me.
And the real reason that I terminated your therapy
was so that I could explore some of those feelings.
I see.
Are you ready for this jelly?
What?
Yes.